Dear Readers,

I’ve decided to start a monthly personal newsletter thingy. It’ll be random (hopefully fun) stuff like: what does my nanny say when she ‘Southern swears’ at me? (BTW, our Nana Sharyn is the voice basis for Colonel Mallory the Magnificent, for those of you who follow the Magicorum series). And I might write about more serious stuff too, because that’s just me. I’ve led a pretty serious life, which means that I can’t really write about my food all the time and feel like I’m being real with my readers. As the saying goes… it is what it is!

Anyway, I decided to start this newsletter and as an incentive to sign up, I’m giving away free copy of an early novella I wrote called BEVERLY HILLS VAMPIRE. In all honesty, it needs a few more rounds of edits and about 40,000 more words to be release-able, but meh. I haven’t been in the zone for six years (I wrote this puppy in 2012) so why the fuck am I pretending that the zone is coming on now? Better to put it out there as is, and if you like it, YAY! If you don’t like it, what do you want for nothing?

So that’s it. Sign up for my newsletter here. If that link doesn’t work for you for some reason, type in: I’ll launch my first newsletter by the end of May.

And then there’s this new site! BTW, Bauer Books (the singular Bauer) is some kind of religious thing, so don’t get shocked if you get to the wrong page. I am Bauers books. With an ‘S’. And it’s all the snarky kick-ass fun you can handle.

Thanks for reading and talk to you soon,