F*CK YOU, BUNNIES – A POEM BY THE RUBY THE DOG

I spy you through the window door,

Little furry puff balls of evil.

F*ck You, Bunnies!

You nibble on the lawn.

That is my territory!

Invaders! Interlopers!

Beware, Bunnies.

I growl. I snap.

You do not care.

But the furless she-dog is coming;

You shall regret this day, Bunnies.

The furless she-dog opens the door.

I race across the yard.

Bark! Bark!

My tail moves in a corkscrew motion,

For that means I am on the hunt.

You are mine, Bunnies!

Ah, you have escaped… barely.

Once again, the yard is mine to poop and prowl.

Victory! Time to prance!

Kiss my furry ass, Bunnies.